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Post by Davinder on Oct 17, 2010 20:27:38 GMT
wish granted, the government puts new polices into place to cut down on waiting times and priority is now on time keeping than on patient care. So now people who run over there alloted time are chunked out(one particular bad case comes to mind were the person in question was only wearing a loin cloth) of hospital before there treatment is complete and the mortality rate increase exponentially which cuts down on the number of people waiting for an appointment so much that the new regime is pronounced a success and now in order to prevent the country going back to the way it was, all newborn children were inspected.- If they appeared sickly or weak, they were discarded as is the 'Spartan Way'.
i wish that i had a license to kill. (007,- The names Purewal, Davinder Purewal).
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Post by wstevens on Oct 21, 2010 18:39:34 GMT
Wish granted but due to a clerical error you find yourself ordered to join the crew of the Vlieborg fis.com/fis/worldnews/worldnews.asp?l=e&ndb=1&id=26062You travel down to the Antarctic seas for such a long time - you get frozen, you get annoyed, continually puke at the smell of the little crustaceans and you mutiny - murdering the whole crew. To which you get your license out and strike out the "R" and suddenly realise you don't know how to steer the boat. You are on a collison course with the biggest iceberg you have ever seen. Whimsical tunes by Celine Dion penetrate your psyche and you savour the last fact that there is a colony of rare yellow eyed penguins nesting on it as you take your last look at your "new" license. BBBBBBBrrrrrrrillant! I wish that narwhals had wings!
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Post by Davinder on Oct 30, 2010 21:16:40 GMT
wish granted, but due to the fact that even the Chaos Gods don't even know what a 'Narwhal' is, they had to google it. and came up with this - www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/they were so impressed with the song. than you came along and messed it up for them, by giving them wings. you are here by condemned to come up with a song thats just as catchy and one they can dance to... Narwhals,Narwhals..... Swimming in the ocean..... Causing a commotion....i wish i had had i better corruption
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Post by wstevens on Jan 28, 2011 19:09:06 GMT
Wish granted but as you have gone all Yoda on everyone the wish peters out very quickly as it somehow doesn't make sense - perhaps you had enough corruption as it was before writing that unspeakable drivel . I wish Creationists and evolutionists would sit down for a nice cup of tea with each other and chat about how each of their opposition's ideas have merit ;D.
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Post by Davinder on Feb 26, 2011 16:32:08 GMT
Wish granted, but now that the 'C's and E's' have settled there differences (oh and agree their opposition's ideas have merit) they need something new to vent there anger on, so i point them toward the nearest GW shop. The 'C''s' all buy Chaos space marines and the 'E's' all buy Ultramarines......... History inevitability repeats itself
I Wish i know what the poster below was thinking.
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Post by wstevens on Mar 3, 2011 21:24:49 GMT
.... as this message has not been replied for several days the thinking has been nil so wish granted. Hur Hur!
I wish to know what the one was for with L:1
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Post by Davinder on Mar 17, 2011 17:47:28 GMT
wish granted, but as the L:1 is a figment of your imagination it could mean anything you want it to. ;D I wish that the cost of magical items in the new O&G army book, weren't so radically high. Edit: must have hit a nerve, Warren?
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Post by wstevens on Mar 24, 2011 20:47:08 GMT
Wish granted however as most other race players bemoan how easy it is for O&G, the writers of the errata do a u-turn and completely do away with magic for them. After all with such hitty power they really don't need it (proof: level 4 shaman blows his head up in the first round before the opponent has even played and O& G win). However, the sad deletion of your L:1 hasn't fooled anybody - you really take too much pride in your gaming. As a moderator I could add it back - whaddaya say? whaddaya say? ;D ha ha Let's freshen this up..... I wish Jim Carey could appear in all your posts - www.youtube.com/watch?v=npqzBtJ2Gco
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Post by Davinder on Apr 5, 2011 22:56:51 GMT
wish granted, but as Ace is struggling to tell all them jokes whilst driving he teaches me to drive that 'Bad Boy' like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zIIiEqTlGwI wish i could park a car like that ("Like a glove")
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Post by wstevens on Apr 14, 2011 17:53:29 GMT
Wish granted however due to all the exhuberance and cockyness you don't pay attention as you used to and end up parking like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNRtskQUhzEI wish I could go back in time and talk to my Great great great grandfather.
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